Tuesday, July 9, 2013

If I Had a Hammer (and a Golf Club)


If I Had a Hammer (and a Golf Club)
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this world
I'd hammer out shariah
I'd hammer for the Brotherhood
I'd hammer out a caliphate for brothers and sisters
All over this world

If I had a sickle
I'd swing it in the morning
I'd swing it in the evening
All over this world
I'd swing it in America
I'd swing it in the Middle East
I'd swing it for a caliphate for brothers and sisters
All over this world

And now that I'm president
I'm golfing in the morning
I'm golfing in the evening
All over this world
But I'm golfing for sharia
I'm golfing Allahu Akbar
I'm golfing for a caliphate for brothers and sisters
All over this world

Well I got a hammer
And I got a sickle
And I got a golf club
All over this world
It's the hammer of Allah
It's the sickle of shariah
And it's all about a caliphate for brothers and sisters
All over this world

H/T 'The People's Cube: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/if-i-had-a-hammer-and-a-golf-club-t11340.html


Bee's note:
Thanks to  Jack WV
Sing to the tune of:

Peter, Paul and Mary - "If I Had A Hammer"